Machete Trailer

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
oh man.
the bad guys used to be murderers, rapists, psychos, bad cops.......
death wish, dirty harry, chuck norris, rambo,
now its what? border control guys?
oh jesus, jesus christ.
 
I knew this movie was gonna be kick ass..but now that I know Robert DeNiro is gonna be in it, holy fuck.

And I hope Lindsey Lohan gets killed within the first 5 minutes.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Will have to see that. Michelle Rodriquez is fuckin sexy!!!
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
This should be fun
 

PirateKing

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I love those movies that are so intentionally cheesy that they're funny. Looks like it's worth a see.
 

Patrick_S

persona non grata
I can´t believe i´m saying this but i´m actually going to watch a movie with Steven Seagal in it.
 
Awesome! :)

No less than guaranteed awesomeness!!!


Epic.



...though I wonder if it'll be available for viewing in Arizona?

I'm sure it will since it will probably create more anti-brown skin hysteria in Arizona which in turn will help NeoCons turn that wasteland further into a police state
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
"We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us!" :D

yeah, i agree with you mrtrebus, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
are the implications that the border has no right or reason to exist?
That the border is the enemy and should be destroyed?

Thank you for pointing out that gross example of anti-americanism.
nice job!
bueno trabajo amigo!
 
So it's no longer a mere rumour, there will definitely be a Machete movie.
That's just freaking awesome.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
So it's no longer a mere rumour, there will definitely be a Machete movie.
That's just freaking awesome.

Thought it was fake, till I looked it up on IMDB
 
"They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!"
 
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